Louisiana doesn’t need wetland restoration. It doesn’t need a protective levee system. It needs TO CONTROL WOMEN’S BODIES.
“Birth control is probably something needed in Louisiana,” he told the audience.
Let’s go with this! The answers to rebuilding an impoverished city ravaged by corporate greed and personal profit are obvious: JUST STOP WOMEN FROM HAVING BABIES.
Emmy | 21-May-07 at 1:37 pm | Permalink
Maybe we could put a vaginal sponge in the levee breach. Fix all our problems.
Fluffy | 22-May-07 at 6:29 am | Permalink
Who is Blakely and how can we arrange a group castration?
Cold Spaghetti | 22-May-07 at 8:49 pm | Permalink
Ed Blakely is our “recovery czar.” He fits well with our local administration, given his megalomaniac tendencies.
Most brilliant moment(s): secretly discussing NOLA neighborhoods in “code” based on a map of the city of Cairo so that no leak would be made as to what areas were going to get the rebuilding focus. And the plan to have “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” participate in block projects in two of these “secret” zones to encourage residents to return home.