Birthday wishes, three ways.

Will: “Mommy, can we just skip your birthday and go to mine because I want to be 6 and I want you to NEVER BE ANY OLDER THAN RIGHT NOW.”

Kate: (on the actual birthday) “It’s CHRISTMAS!  Yeah, Santa!”

Kate: (on day after birthday) “It’s your birthday, Mommy!  Santa’s coming!”

Me: (to Paul) “It’s my birthday, are you going to pamper me today?”

Paul: “Sure.  But I don’t think we have any in your size.”