If Only Junior Walker had Known

Over the car radio, Junior Walker and the All-Stars start belting out, “What Does it Take (To Win Your Love)” launching my Mother into a ‘my generation made the only music that has ever been and will ever be’ moment. (Granted, she has a point, it being Motown and all.)

Mid-lecture on the lasting appeal of the song, she turns to rhetorically ask Will: “Will, What Does It Take to Win Your Love for Me?”

In a surprise move, Will answers:
“Lobster.”