Noises Off

Kate is, hands down, the noisiest baby we’ve ever met. Burps, gurgles, hiccups, coos, hoots, toots, whoots, putts, gorpuls, grunts, sighs, slurps, smacks, snores, and others that we are at a loss to describe. She has more noises than she has chins.
Her noises have been compared to a coffee percolator, a weight lifter, and a one-woman performance of Blazing Saddle’s “bean scene.”
What can we say? She’s our girl!