Dear pregnant body,

Morning sickness is not welcome at 31 weeks. There is no need to relive breakfast, no matter how splendid a chef Paul is with eggs and toast. The added touch of bringing on morning sickness right before a meeting with a member of my committee was noted. My apologies if I’ve upset you with lack of sleep (I will do my part to control the snoring husband and annoying cat). Please, let’s work together to find another way of working out our issues. Preferably one that doesn’t involving hurling in the sink.

Respectfully,
Me